Hey Jew boy what you doing uptown? come here to chase all those shiksa's around Oh pardon sir that's farthest from my mind I am just waiting for the Moishach friend of mine I'm waitin for the Messiah Here he comes all dressed in black Long frock coat and a fur trimmed hat He's never early He's always late One thing you learn is that you just gonna have to wait I'm waitin for the Messiah Up to a Brownstone, up three flights of stairs Everybody's davening, nobody stares He's got the tsfillen you strap it on You kiss the mezzuzah and then you're gone I'm waitin for the Messiah